So, between my father trying out contact lenses, my mother eventually getting an eyelift, and them both taking up dance lessons, and now THIS, my parents are now relieving their youth. In 6 to 8 weeks, my crazy folks will be running wild in a brand new red Ford Mustang Convertible. It was surprisingly the same price as other cars they were looking at (Honda Accord, etc), and, get this, the insurance is actually lower for a Red Mustang Convertible than it is for their current crappy, puke-grey Hyundai Sonata. Whodda thunk?

And, so, well, the inheritance in now all spent. They better not get sick in the next few years, cuz I sure as hell have no money to take care of them. Maybe the leather interior of 6-speaker sound system may be of some comfort to them when they are wearing diapers and drooling over themselves.

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maybe the insurance is lower because they think your crazy parents will be using it more for show and washing on Sundays in the driveway than for driving?

The leather will be easier to clean the drool off of, they were using their heads there.

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